Is This For Real? Or has April Fool’s Day Come Late For Wine Spectator?

April 22nd, 2009

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I saw a headline in my RSS reader today and clicked on over to the Wine Spectator to read about an “amazing” $8 Pinot Noir that James Laube apparently tasted blind. The ensuing blog entry started out well enough, but then I read a few lines that made me wonder if it could be a joke. Read it for yourself by clicking here (membership to the Wine Spectator site required to read the full article).

For your general enjoyment, and for those of you lacking access to WS, I’m taking the liberty of including a few paragraphs here (at least until cease and desist orders come my way) that stand out to me as…well, as Onion-like in their tone:

The wine was aged with oak chips instead of in oak barrels, which give it a very subtle spicy wood edge. “I really focus on the taste and complexity that I’m getting.” To achieve the right flavor profile he adds what he described as simply “red blending wine.”

When I asked him what grapes were in the “red blending wine,” Broman insisted he didn’t know, but that it’s common to buy bulk wine samples that have already been assembled, and the percentage of blending wine added is small enough that the wine can legally be labeled as Pinot Noir.

“We don’t know [what grapes] they are,” he said. “It sounds like I’m being evasive, but I don’t know what it is. We’re simply focusing on the flavor.”–excerpted from James Laube Unfined, 4/22/09

I’m actually certain this isn’t some sort of late-April Fool’s joke, and that Laube indeed loved this “yummy” 2008 RedTree California Pinot Noir (with a dash of some other grape varieties in it that the winemaker can’t even identify).

And while there’s a strange kind of honor in Laube’s admittal that he was wowed by a blindly-tasted-wine of unlikely (or less-than-elite) origins, there’s something kind of (really!) disturbing about his subsequent statement that it doesn’t really matter what’s in the wine, as long as it tastes good (can oak chips ever be a good thing? Really? And could he not tell the wine was artificially oaked?).

More so than just endorsing iffy modes of production, Laube is commending what amounts to a simulacrum of wine in general, and Pinot Noir in specific, rather than an authentic product.

9 Responses to “Is This For Real? Or has April Fool’s Day Come Late For Wine Spectator?”

  1. Gravatar Icon MasterGrape

    This is really interesting! I am sort of torn. My instinct is to scoff at the impersonal connection between winemaker and an unidentified, chipped blending wine. But then I think well wait maybe he’s just gotten past all the pretense and this could be a winemaker who cares more about the authenticity of the experience than the authenticity of his wine’s pedigree.

    You know? We put a lot of focus on varietal composition, but 99% of the wine drinkers I meet can easily be stumped trying to identify varietals. And maybe this is some wacky context where the chips really were a good thing. After all, it’s all about the experience of the wine.

    Very interesting indeed!

  2. Gravatar Icon Dale Cruse

    I think James Laube intended to submit that review to the Dregs Report and accidentally emailed it to Spectator instead.

  3. Gravatar Icon d547

    Hi guys, thanks for the comments!

    Dale, I agree…

    MasterGrape, I have in general the same attitude of wanting to get past the pretense. I’m just kind of in disbelief that this is the for which wine he chose to stake the stance of an anti-snob!

    I mean, tea-bagging oak, and mixing in product of unknown origins — these are super-industrial techniques. It seems more like this “winemaker” is concocting a soft drink or flavored Iced Tea than wine.

    Yes, I agree with Laube that really good (or interesting) wine doesn’t have to come at a high price. Nor does it have to come from pedigreed origins (place or winemaker included). This whole site was meant as a way to explore wine in an unpretentious manner, after all.

    Maybe I’m turning into the kind of snob I used to scoff at, but I’m just sort of shocked at the casual way Laube accepts these techniques of manufacture.

    What’s next? Wine that has added nutritional components (Vitamin Wine!)? Would he be offended by additives of that sort?

  4. Gravatar Icon Ron Broman

    It’s really freaky to read a blog post that has your last name in it, when you’re not really expecting it and don’t have a terribly common last name. I don’t have access to the full WS article - is the winemaker Bob Broman, of Broman Cellars?

    Like, MasterGrape, I’m torn. I like to scoff at oak chips, and was put-off by him not knowing what grapes were going into his wine. But then again, if it’s a tasty wine, who really cares?

    Sadly, “red blending grapes” just sounds way too much like “cheese food product”.

  5. Gravatar Icon Ron Broman

    It is Bob Broman:

    http://www.winespectator.com/Wine/Blogs/Blog_Main/0,4210,1,00.html

    You can’t read the comments or full text w/o logging, but that link gave me enough of of Laube’s TN.

  6. Gravatar Icon d547

    Ron, was just about to post to you that indeed the winemaker is Bob Broman!

    Jill

  7. Gravatar Icon St. Vini

    “Iffy” method of production? Do you have any idea how many wines, globally, are made using chips or staves? What, exactly, is the qualitative difference to you in chipped and micro-oxed wines vs. barrel aged and do you think you can tell the difference? Unlikely. You’ve probably had many, many chipped wines and never known. Last, what makes barrel aging “authentic”, and shouldn’t one use amphora, for legititmate “authenticity”?

    C’mon, all manipulation to juice is artificial (including adding yeast or S02, fining, etc), let’s get rid of this silly notion of “authentic” wines. It’s a silly distinction without any real meaning or merit.

    Somebody found a way to make good-tasting California Pinot Noir for under $10. We should congratulate them rather than stampeding to the high-horse of snobbery….

    V

  8. Gravatar Icon d547

    St. Vini

    Ooooh harsh!

    First, let me say that I think that there is a difference when “artificial” substances and techniques are used in winemaking vs. more “natural” and — yes, “authentic” modes of production. I don’t actually consider myself a terroirist with tolerance only for un-sulfured, biodynamic or natural wines.

    But after a few years in the business and many more of tasting, I do believe I can tell the difference between wine that has seen mass-industrialized techniques in its making and wines that have been made more carefully.

    Whether I can tell the difference is beside the point though. I would hope James Laube could tell the difference, or care about these things. That he can’t or doesn’t is disturbing to me. It’s not a snob thing on my part. But it is a question of values.

    As for micro-oxidization, that’s a whole ‘nother beast. I don’t know that I could tell the difference between a barrel-aged or micro-ox’d wine. My sense of the oak chips in the RedTree is that they were used to impart flavor characteristics to the wine, not to soften it or affect its texture. I don’t really know what a “woody edge” is that they refer to. But it doesn’t sound appealing to me.

    Further, I personally don’t really care about barrels and cooperage nor do I think that expensive, new French (or Slovenian or American) oak barrels are the be all end all. I love plenty of stainless tank fermented and aged wines, and really that has nothing to do with the term “authenticity” as I use it. So I think you’ve misunderstood what I mean by authentic. I mean real…

    Which brings me to my final point. Regarding huge mass production wine efforts where the makers don’t even know what’s in the stuff they’re creating — well, I agree, if it tastes good, nothing’s wrong with it. Just don’t call it wine. Call it soda. Still, hard soda but soda nonetheless.

    Thanks for commenting.

    Jill

  9. Gravatar Icon Robert Dwyer

    Very interesting piece- thanks for picking up on this! For me, there are a couple of additional angles that come to mind…

    The first is that it’s been really hard to find a good $20 Pinot Noir the past few years. Perhaps its the Sideways effect, perhaps it’s been an expensive grape for longer than that. But maybe production levels and therefore the cost to produce Pinot Noir might be catching up with demand to the point where we’ll see more outstanding Pinot Noir south of $20. And as consumers that’s something we can all cheer for.

    The second speaks to Spectator being the only publication that I’m aware of that takes blind tasting so seriously. They actually taste blind whereas others taste blind “when possible” (meaning: hardly ever). When you taste blind crazy things can happen, and I think this is proof that Spectator doesn’t sort blind flights of wines by price. As a consumer of their ratings, this is *exactly* how I’d like to see tastings conducted because you’ll never know what jumps out.

    I just picked up a bottle of this wine this afternoon. I’ll let you know how it goes!

    Cheers!

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