The Rockaway Blogging Controversy: Whatsit All About?
The Great Whatsit, Wine blogs, Wine Spectator, WLTV
We can’t even begin to untangle the mess that has resulted from the experimental program to release a wine (Rodney Strong’s Rockaway Cab) to select bloggers in advance of the traditional media. Can’t, and won’t. That’s right! If you think d547 is a place to contemplate your wine blogging navel, look elsewhere.
We’re convinced that there is fun to be had in the wine blogosphere, and hope that anybody confused or upset by the various incidents (see here, here and here for a few - and now here too!) can look to us to help restore their faith in the online wine world.
On second thought, this whole Rockaway thing gets our wheels turning. As business-minded folk, we can see that it’s not necessarily bad to be at the center of a shitstorm. So we’ve decided to follow Rodney Strong’s lead by offering a special opportunity for bloggers to discuss our new wine, The Great Whatsit. If interested, email us. Of course there are no strings attached.
Except the following:
1. You must review the wine using a Mad Libs-style sheet that allows you to fill in the blanks with descriptors (choices include terms such as “hedonistic,” “voluptuous,” “supple and velvety tannins” as well as “dark berry,” “fruit forward,” and “Rhone-like”).
2. You will have flexibility in scoring the wine, so long as you use our patented ten point scale (90 to 100).
3. You will not have to review the wine in a particular time-frame, and can in fact pick the week that works best for you; the schedule will be one blogger per week, from now until December, first come first served. That will ensure that we have the wine mentioned in prominent wine blogs from now until the holidays thankyouverymuch (after all, six blog posts — nearly simultaneously — hardly makes for a proper media blitz).
4. In fact, if you prefer not to review the wine at all, you can opt to write about how amazing Jill is, or how fantastic the label art is, or how domaine547 is breaking new barriers with this whole “private label” concept.
5. It goes without saying, you must link to our store’s page for the wine, though don’t worry! You are not going to profit at all (we’re protecting your integrity) as we will not be offering any sort of affiliate-like percentage for outclicks from your blog that result in sales of The Great Whatsit.
6. Should controversy not erupt over this program, we hope that you will consider posting something about it on the Wine Spectator boards where things seem to get interesting. Similarly, you might also post over on the Wine Library boards (but don’t go asking for any spare nickels to go on the Thunder Cruise or you’ll get what’s coming to you).
That’s it. Pretty simple we think. Oh, and the revolutionary part of this is that you need to do items one through six without even having tasted the wine. That’s right - we’re not going to give out any free bottles of The Great Whatsit, since accepting a sample might compromise your integrity…as for us, don’t worry — we checked our integrity at the door a long time ago.
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2005 Amavi Cellars Cabernet Sauvignon, Walla Walla: #42 Wine Spectator in the Top 100 of 2008!
OK, don’t screw the WS top 100! This came in at #42 and it deserves at least that. It’s the only reasonably priced domestic cab on their list, and we love it. It’s deep and rich and generous with the oaky vanilla — but not cloyingly so. Yay for #42 - just $28.
2007 Pierre-Marie Chermette Domaine du Vissoux Cuvée Traditionelle Beaujolais Vieilles Vignes
Screw the Wine Spectator Top Ten! This is our top pick for November wine. It’s perfect for the Thanksgiving table, and we don’t care of Beaujolais for the holiday is somewhat of a cliché. This is so balanced, great acidity and a fantastic bright color and red fruit core to it. It screams cranberries! And did we mention it’s just $19? Buy some Beaujolais!
2005 Chateau de Beaucastel Chateauneuf-du-Pape
We stocked this long before it received the #8 spot on the Spectator Top Ten Wines of the Year rankings. Beaucastel is among our favorite Rhone producers, and its sister winery, Tablas Creek in Paso Robles, is a domestic favorite. Buy some Beaucastel
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More Thanksgiving Wine Posts:
I have a running tally below from the first part of this week. Here are more wine-related Thanksgiving posts from around the web. I particularly like the Tofurky post, so thanks to John Witherspoon for that one! Oh, and the San Francisco Chronicle apparently thinks as highly of the Pierre-Marie Chermette Domaine du Vissoux Vieilles Vignes Beaujolais as I do. Yay!
Merlot as a match for Thanskgiving fare? Lynne Char Bennett of the San Francisco Chronicle thinks so…
The San Francisco Chronicle’s “Can’t Fail Guide to Thanksgiving Wines”
Drink Cru Beaujolais with your holiday meal, says Jon Bonné of the SF Chronicle.
Perfect pairings for Tofurky from John Witherspoon’s Anything Wine.
Catie’s “Obligatory Wine Pairing” post, a companion piece to our “Obligatory Thanksgiving Wine Post” of earlier this week!
What conclusions can we draw from these Thanksgiving posts? Well, Beaujolais tends to be somewhat of a theme, but as much for the rejection of it as the embracing of it. And the San Francisco Chronicle seems to like Thanksgiving…a lot!
Please comment with any posts we may have missed. I’m sure there are plenty more.
More Thanksgiving Wine Posts
The Obligatory Thanksgiving Wine Post - UPDATES!
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Frizzante
From Wikipedia: Frizzante is an Italian wine term term for semi-sparkling wine (as opposed to Spumante, which is generally used for fully sparkling wines). Frizzante wines generally owe their bubbles to a partial secondary fermentation in tank. You might notice a light fizz or tingly sensation on the tongue with a Frizzante wine, compared to the more carbonated sensation that more fully sparkling wines yield.
Scorekage
Okay, so we made up this word yesterday after a great restaurant experience. We brought a bottle of wine with us, expecting to pay a corkage fee. But the restaurant either forgot to charge us the $15, or decided to be nice to us. We scored! Hence, “scorekage” has entered our lexicon. This can also refer to BYO friendly restaurants that don’t charge for corkage under any circumstances.
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Fabulous & Frugal!
Our friends launched a new site and domaine547 is a featured wine columnist in their premiere edition! Go check out Fabulous & Frugal for some fantastic lifestyle tips for living the good life during what, for most of us, is an economically challenging time. There’s much more than wine there, and we’re thrilled to be a small part of the start of what will surely be a successful venture. Congrats to Brandi & Steph for their achievement!
domaine547 In the Blogosphere! Imbibe Magazine Unfiltered
Check out this blog post where they actually refer to somebody from d547 as a “wine expert.” Shocking! In any case, the Imbibe blog offers a nice recipe to go along with one of our wine recommendations. Enjoy!
Fabulous & Frugal!
domaine547 In the Blogosphere! Imbibe Magazine Unfiltered
The 89 Project
August 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am
I’m in!
One condition - I must be called unethical at least 5 times.
Deal?
August 29th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Congratulations on taking this controversy to a new, humorous level. This is all uncharted territory, so the degree of controversy should be taken as an overall positive.
Now about the Great Whatsit, will a review over 80 points also bring an opportunity to “enhance” said review with a paid label reprocution that is run without being labeled an advertisment?
August 29th, 2008 at 11:03 am
1WineDude - unethical is my middle name! Word.
Tish - you totally misunderstood our conditions. It’s 90 points, not 80 so get with the program. However, you otherwise bring up a good point. We will happily pay for label reproduction/placement within said pieces, and prefer that they not be labeled as paid advertisements. We also have head shots, images of Budo-kun, and pre-written copy available for all takers. Thank you for bringing this up.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Jill,
Brilliant satire; thanks.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
This is the first thing that’s made me chuckle in approximately 4 days. Thanks, Jill. Plus, I owe 1WineDude some wine for his investigative journalism–I’ll be getting in touch shortly. Maybe the Great Whatsit??
August 29th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Thank god SOMEONE is bringing comic relief to the situation! I mean besides 1WineDude and his big head.
Cheers Jill!