Writer’s block activity: making fun of Gary Vaynerchuck (like this guy needs any more attention)
Our deepest apologies go out to Carly Simon…
You walked into the wine store like you were walking onto a yacht
A glass of Sauv Blanc held in your left hand
the wine’s nose it was apricot
You had one eye on the camera as you watched yourself sniffy sniff
And all the grapes dreamed that they’d be your partner
They’d be your partner, and…You’re so Vayne, you probably think this song is about you
You’re so Vayne, I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? don’t you?You had me several years ago when I was still wine-naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
just like Sauternes and blue cheese
But you spat out many things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were spit in your bucket
spit in your bucket, and…You’re so Vayne, you probably think this song is about you
You’re so Vayne, I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? don’t you?Well I hear you went up to Los Angeles to be on a TV show
Then you flew Jet Blue up to San Francisco
To see the vines on Howell Mountain grow
Well you’re where you should be all the time
And when you’re not you sip Bordeaux
or the wine of a close friend, wine of a close friend, and…You’re so Vayne, you probably think this song is about you
You’re so Vayne, I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? don’t you?
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November 27th, 2007 at 10:28 am
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November 27th, 2007 at 10:37 am
I think it was very creative. Well done.
November 27th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Bwah! Love it!
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November 27th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
[…] Writer’s block activity: making fun of Gary Vaynerchuck (like this guy needs any more attention) You know, Gary Vaynerchuk, Wine Library TV guy. Mr “Bringing the Thunder.” And Carly Simon of the much loved song “You’re so —- I bet you think this song is about you.” Can you guess what they did? You’ll have to go to their blog to read the whole thing. […]
November 27th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Very clever
November 27th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Oh. My. God. I’m so jealous I didn’t write this!
November 27th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Freaking PRICELESS! Now I’ve got it stuck in my head, though.
“wine of a close friend, wine of a close friend…”
November 27th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
I’ve got “spat out many things you love, and one of them was me” in my mind on permanent loop now, but in a good way! This proves, incidentally, that you do NOT have writer’s block!
November 27th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Love it! That was great. Unlike the original, it’s a little easier to figure out the subject of the song, lol..